1. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
2. Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
3. Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
4. Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
5. Night doesn’t become beautiful,
With star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
And let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Good Night.
6. Good Night,
.
Sleep Nice,
.
Sweet Dreams,
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Still pressing buttons for more?
That’s All!
Lorie Bhi Sunaon Kya?
Now Go To Sleep
7. Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot
to wish me Good Night!
8. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
9. Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it,
Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it.
Just think about Present, You can Handle it.
10. It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend
11. Love will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting go…
12. Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother
13. Millions of sentences, Billions of words,
Zillions of characters,
All just to convey a simple feeling,
A feeling as old as humanity,
As faint as your smile,
And as beautiful as U.
14. Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
15. A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
MISSING
Me….
16. When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you....
17. I asked my heart at midnight ''why am i not able to sleep ? Am i falling in love ?'' my heart replied '' no idiot , its because you slept all day .''
18. without u days has become like, sadday, moanday, tears day n so on............
without u it fels lik i hv no frens n no relatives
without u i never wk up fresh wit d sounds of hits fm
without u its a boring journey in ''lalitpur yatayat''
without u thers no way to log on to fb during power cuts
...being without u is aint any less thn being handicapped
...missing u a lot.................. MY DEAR MOBILE
19. When u r SINGLE, all u see r HAPPY COUPLES..
20. Combination of Simplicity = Complexcity
21. A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..all of them laughed likecrazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time...
He cracked the same one again and no one laughed,
Then he smiled and said "when you cant laugh on the same joke again and again
then why do you keep crying over ...the same thing over and over again".
Forget the past and MOVE ON.
22. Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?
23. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment
24. What's The Most Popular Word That Begins With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
.
.
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....
Its *FACEBOOK*
The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!
;)
25. A boy and a girl playing hide and seek...... Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him..... Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too....... And if u cant den i am behind dat car.. cum and find me..
26. 4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person. 1st rose for frdship, 2nd rose for good luck, 3rd rose for happiness, and last one timro shir ma lagau asadya ramri dekhinchau.
27. When i looked down at the keyboard, I was happy to see U & I together. But then i looked down and found J & K together...... :-(
28. I asked a girl "who was ur best boyfren till date" she replied "The next one" Always expect better for The next time...
29. Mirror shows only virtual image. For evryone to see real image u need to be much closer to the focal length...... So Girls haru, aina herera makhha naparehun6....hehehe
30. "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
31. coo...l morals: 1. money is not everything. there's also mastercard & visa. 2. save water. drink beer. 3.studying is healthy. so leave it for the sick. 4. books are holy. so don't touch them. 5. don't shout in the class. it disturbs those who are sleeping. 6.everyone sud marry becoz happiness is not the only thing in life..!:-p
32. Damn! You can type your facebook password in comment and it comes up as *******. FB Zuckerberg is too genius!
33. Dhukha Garyo .. Dhukha Garyo ..Dhukha Garyo ..!!! Lastma ke Garyo bhanda... Dhukha Garyo ..!!! :D
34. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman
35. Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
36. Classic example for students of different age groups:-
~1st to 3rd std.- Hey I studied everything for exam..
~4th to 6th std.- Hey dat question was very hard so didn't read that..
......
~6th to 10th std.- Hey studied only important questions..
~11th and 12th std.- Abe 4 chapters is enough!
~Colleges- Ohh!! Aaj exam tha!! Kamino bata to dete!!
37. yesterday, i saw a cute girl in my so called brother's wedding .i looked at her, she gave me a smile.i asked her for a dance , she agreed.eventually i had to ask what her name was so do all boys .she replied,'...........Sigdel'.my mouth turned down . i stood up and looked at my watch and said ,'baini aja abela bhayecha pachi feri bhetaula hai'.i went home disappointed and with my head turned down.
38. Banta: Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
Santa: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
39. People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
40. My brain has 2 sides: left & right. Left has nothing right,and right has nothing left!
41. I heard someone whispering ur name
but when I turned around to see who it was,I was alone
Then I realised dat it was my heart telling me dat "I MISS U"
42. Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood 1st in the class.
Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide.
43. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I
myself p...refer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
44. Be careful of health magazines. Bcuz u may die of misprints.
45. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. So called husband and wife.
46. Normal Heart ECG,
_,-./|_,-./|_,-./|_,-./|
ECG when Exams r going on,
...
_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|
& when Results are out,
47. "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon
48. the fat lady and the dog walking down the road..wonder who's taking who for a walk!!
49. Boy : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Gal : No
Boy : Why ?
......
Gal : okay Listen dis..
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. Bt my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was.
When i cried . .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did.
My family iz more precious thn anythng else. !:)
50. Never leave a True Relation 4 few faults..think just once!!! Nobody is prefect..Nobody is correct & At d end..
AFFECTION is always greater than d PERFECTION.
51. Tears r 1 of the most costly liquid.
do u know why?
bcoz out of many liquid in this world
only tears can explain da real meaning of "pain
52. Pagal hai wo log jo ladki ko miss karte hai. Mis karna hai to un mosquito ko mis karo jo apni jan hatheli pe rakhkar tumhe kis karte hai.
53. Gal- I love you ...
boy - I love u 2...
gal - I love u 3....
boy -I love u 4....
gal - I love u 4,5,6,7 n so on.
n i won
boy - Hahaha...Awww... U r stil a smal baby playng with no.
Bt never play wid my heart.
54. There are only two times that I want to be with you...
Now and Forever...??•?·
55. I may just be a little candle in your life. I may burn out and melt after a while. But, i wish within that time my light touches your heart even for a while. xLeiron Lily
56. girl: Why are you following me?
Boy : Mom always tells me to follow my dreams ?
57. the worst moment in life comes when the person u consider the most important in your life comes and tells u "WHO R U 2 INTERFERE IN MY LIFE?!" :'(
58. Someday you 'll miss me like i missed you. Someday you 'll need me like i needed you. Someday you' ll love me and i won't love you.!!
59. COLUMBUS married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Warna usse pucha jaata:
1. Kahan ja rahe ho 2. Kiske saath ja rahe ho
3. Main bhi chalungi 4. Wapas kab aaoge
5. Ghar reh kar discover karlo 6. Meri maa ko bhi le jao
7. Mere liye kya laoge 8. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana
9. Pahunch ke phone karna 10. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho. Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta :D
60. yedi COLUMBUS married bhayeko bhaye America kahile discover hundainathyo.
kina bhane uslai yesta Question sodinthyo:
1. Kahan jana lgeko
2. Ko sanga jana lageko
3. Ma pani jaun
4. Kahile farkine
5. Ghar mai basera Dicover gare hunna ra
6. Mero aama lai pani laijau
7. Malai k lyaidinchau
8. Farkida tarkari lyaune
9. Pugepachi phone garne
10.jati khera pani timilai nai discover garna parne aru chainan ki kya ho :D
61. Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen--
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of them
62. A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?..
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: your
sense of humor.
63. If my love for you is a crime , I want to be the most wanted criminal.
64. If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will........
65. She: Can u please close your eyes for a moment?
He: Ok, done..!!
She: Thanks, what a darkness isn't it ?
He: yeah...
She: That is my life without u....!!
66. New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.......
67. A SMS sent by a Man to his wife: `Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer, and I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!`
68. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
69. A New Element Added 2 The Periodic Table
Name: GIRL Symbol : Gl
Atomic Weight : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask Physical Proprties : Boils At Anytime Can Freeze At Anytime Melts If Handled With Love & Care , Very Bitter If Misshndled . Chemical Proprties ; Very Reactive , Highly Unstable , Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold , Platinm, Dimond & Othr Precious Items , Money Reducing Agent. Occurance: Mostly Found In Front Of Mirror.
70. Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing...;)
